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A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989) Is A Tedious Mess

A Nightmare on Elms Street Part 5: The Dream Child is just actively all over the place. It’s messy, sloppy, and inadequately unorganized way too often. This movie isn’t even admirably atrocious (from a remorseful perspective) like Batman and Robin or Jaws 3-D, it’s just bluntly boring! This was immensely painful to sit through, seriously. Uninspiring and very very flat on constituting fresh ideas, The Dream Child is as pathetic as it is unnecessary. (Verdict: D-) 

This movie would’ve ended before the 30-minute mark if she would’ve just gotten an abortion. Just saying. I mean, you could either save the multiple lives of innocent others or one unborn child that could potentially become the next Freddy Krueger. What a hard choice… 

Holy s*** that little kid Sam Neill scared with the dinosaur claw from Jurassic Park is in this movie! It’s sadly the most engaging aspect that occurred in this entry…Oh! And the motorcycle/truck kill, which was somewhat perplexing, but somewhat enticing.

Two Words: Super Freddy

This movie is a part of my list: Ranking The Nightmare On Elm Street Films From Best To Worst 

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