Quickie: Walk the Line (2005)

Walk the Line is about as good as a Johnny Cash biography is ever going to get. Two reasons why: 

1) Joaquin Phoenix literally is Johnny Cash. Can we get some DNA tests to prove this, please?
2) James Mangold clearly had an understanding of how to rightfully honor the story of Cash through the blends of accurate documentation and interlopes of sentimental weight.

Also, contact lenses are peculiar. (Verdict: B)

Johnny Cash’s dad is the T-1000 confirmed.