Quickie: Scooby-Doo (2002)

The casting is literally perfect, the openly pornographic tone is shady, and the CGI aged terribly. I f***ing love this movie.

And Linda Cardellini, if you want my number, you know, we can…maybe…make something happen? I know you’re twice my age and whatever, and I’m probably not exactly in your league—you are a celebrity for Pete’s sake—but maybe we can get a few drinks, talk about life, all that jazz. Dry martinis? Disneyland? Or…Universal Studios if you swing on the other side? It’s your call of course; I’m just throwing out ideas.

I’m sorry y’all had to hear that. My apologies.

Verdict: C-

But really, at heart, it’s an A+.

Scooby-Doo Ranked

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