Screened at Cinépolis; 5th Viewing
Watching seven Friday the 13th movies in a row and then watching Halloween is like being mercilessly beaten to death only to then be reincarnated into Brad Pitt. Watching seven Friday the 13th movies in a row and then watching Halloween is like burning all crop supplies available to the human race and then somehow discovering a solution to world hunger. Watching seven Friday the 13th movies in a row and then watching Halloween is like committing mass genocide and then planting a trillion-populated garden of wholesome creatures from around the universe.
F**k, Friday the 13th. Team Michael all the way. All my homies, we like Michael. Michael is “fate.” Michael… is love.
Verdict: A-
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