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Every 2020 Oscar-Nominated Animated Short Film Briefly Reviewed + More!

2020 Oscar-Nominated Animated Short Films > 2020 Oscar-Nominated Live-Action Short Films And, by a looooooooong shot too.  Hair Love (2019) You people with perfectly straight hair have nooooooooo idea what it’s like. And this is only coming from a dude!  Damn this is the best Pixar film I’ve seen since Coco—it’s not actually Pixar so […]

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Every 2020 Oscar-Nominated Live-Action Short Film Briefly Reviewed

A Sister (2018) IPV (Intimate Partner Violence) is such a common yet disturbing occurrence that happens in human culture, and to see an obscure visionary bring it to a cinematic format through a secretive 911 call was quite eye-opening and gripping to watch.  The short film doesn’t do anything past just showing you what the […]

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Gretel and Hansel Marks an Unfortunate Turn of Events in Proficient Director Oz Perkins’s Career

Aww, what a handsome movie, indeed.  Hybrid of a horror picture Gretel and Hansel emphasizes the hard sweat and tears that accomplished filmmaker Oz Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter) lives to deliver. Unfortunately, Perkins’s third feature-length may have definitively been hijacked by a writer’s room that wanted to cram too many ideas into a classy, patient […]

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Defending Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (Again)

It’s officially my third time seeing this in theaters! Call me a Tarantino fanboy, cause I’m lovin’ this movie the more and more I watch it!  Time to defend the main criticism that this movie has received on such a constant, unhealthy basis recently.  “There’s so many scenes in this movie that don’t contribute to […]

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The Most Anticipated Movies of 2020

So, recently I did some research on what movies were coming out in 2020 and was contentedly surprised to find out just how much this year has to offer. Considering that 2019 set the bar for 21st Century years for movies, I had totally forgotten that there are a lot of attracting movies coming out […]

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The Top 15 Best Movies of 2019

Can I be frank with you fellas for a second? 2019 has been a GOLD MINE year for cinema. It’s as if the movie gods themselves had wanted to drop every consecutive masterpiece during this very special time in 21st-century history. So, with that in mind, this list was extraordinarily hard to make; it hurt […]

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My Top 10 Least Favorite Movies of 2019

It’s that depressing time of the year again, ladies and gentlemen, where I go over my top 10 least favorite movies of 2019. Disclaimer: I haven’t seen every dreadful act of wickedness this year so if a crappy movie that you absolutely despised didn’t show up on this list, don’t get upset; it’s probably not […]

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Quick-Thoughts: Greta Gerwig’s Little Women

Now related sisters Lady Bird, The May Queen, Hermione, and Sharp Objects team-up to star in the (insert very large number)th adaptation of the longly beloved female-lead tale Little Women. Greta Gerwig’s jab at the classic tale is a(n) (almost too) fast-paced retelling of a family of strong-willed women who must pave the way for […]

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A List of Some “Simplified” Spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker

SPOILER ALERT FOR STAR WARS EPISODE IX: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER I’ve seen the movie twice now. I have many spoilers to discuss.  C-3P0’s inclusion is the best part of The Rise of Skywalker. “Search your feelings. You know it to be true.” It’s nice to see that the iconic droid has finally received a […]

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Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker is a Franchise-Killing Disaster

This review is spoiler-free. Don’t worry, you’re safe!  “Story Overload” is a dangerous disease. TV Shows can suffer from it. Books can suffer from it. Movies can suffer it. But more commonly, unplanned trilogies can suffer from it. “Story Overload” is the contagious concept of a movie having to many plot points, schemes, and objectives […]