Guess our lead character couldn’t manage to be the DICtator of his family any longer. He couldn’t quite finish up to the TIP of his problems, ya know? I bet he’s devastated to know that he left all that money and power HANGING just so he could have another wife to torture. Guess his internal racism also just went completely over his HEAD. I bet learning that he had entirely become a byproduct of the capitalist system that once oppressed him must’ve been HARD to SWALLOW. *sponsored by Evian*
Yeah, I hate myself. Super funny movie though!
Verdict: B
“Xala” is now available to stream on YouTube.
Burning the Celluloid 
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